Thursday, May 13, 2010

Day 10: Buff Landed







4/26/2010, Monday, 1700 Zulu, Lat. 24 14.6 N, Long. 090 59.0 W, Day 10

It is a sailor’s delight today so far, i.e. if you are a heavy weather sailor like Terry and I. We just love the challenges posed by the wind and waves interacting with each other. I like to drive the boat and Terry is very good at, and loves, tweaking sails. Together, we make a good team.

It all started last night after dinner at around 2000. We were motoring for most of the afternoon up to dinner time when wind steadily came up from 2 to 20 knots within 30 minutes. I was taking a nap after my usual shower. Terry was single handedly trimming sails, taking the reef in and generally making a big racket and woke me up. Wonder why there is always something happening during my naps? I got up and made my way to the cockpit and saw the sky has blackened and thunder and lightning were appearing on our starboard beam. We were sailing right next to a thunderstorm formed by the earlier low pressure system, and we can confirm that with our radar as we can see there was this white span 3 nm away on our beam. Normally, I would have enjoyed seeing the spectacular light show, but being on a sailboat with a 52 ft. mast acting as a lightning rod, we were both a little leery and were careful not to touch any metallic objects around the boat in case we got hit.

We had a pleasant afternoon before the storm and Terry was asking me what’s for dinner. I told him it’s going to be pork chops. He began to dictate to me what he wants, “How about some glazed apple with cinnamon to go with the chops? And a cucumber salad would be nice, and for a side dish…how about some mashed potatoes.” Captain Bligh is back to his usual appetite and now is telling me what to cook. Yesterday he couldn’t even finish his dinner. I felt like Hop Sing (the cook in Bonanza) and wanted to tell him, “Yea Cap, me cook you foot, won fly lice to go with?”

Anyway, dinner was Cucumber and Red Onion Salad with Balsamic Vinaigrette, Pork Chop with SMS Cinnamon Glazed Apple, (there were no cooking sherry on board), and Italian Mashed Potatoes. The Mad Captain was pleased.

If I tell you what was going to happen during dinner, would you all promise not to call me a liar? As this is a true story……while eating dinner, Terry was sitting across from me on the port side and suddenly his mouth dropped open and pointed over my shoulder as if he just saw a ghost. At first I thought he was playing a trick on me and paid him no attention, but he kept pointing as he was gagging. I looked around and thought I saw a ghost as well. It was this tiny yellow feathered bird flying around the stern and landed on the port lifeline, inches away from the same spot P*** had landed four days ago. Terry said, “He came back alive from the deep sea.” It was such a surreal moment and instinctively, I reached for my Nikon but stopped myself before I got to the camera. I do not want to add another charge to my now long rap sheet waiting for me in Galveston.

After both of us calmed down, we realized it was not the same bird. This one had more muscle and must have been working out in the jungle gym. We both agreed to name him Buff. But, this time we did not feed him anything afraid of any personal attachment in case of any untimely demise. He hung around and spent the night, ironically, at the same perch on the wire fruit basket. The next morning, Terry saw Buff fly off which rid me of any unwanted accusation. And there is part 3 of my bird story.

Our 24 hours noon-to-noon run was 103 nm. It was slow due to sailing hard on the nose. Living Water being a full keel boat with 17 tons of gross displacement, just doesn’t like upwind work. We are now 366 nm from Galveston.

Thank you again for your e-mails, Nanci, Geraldine, Linda, Dave. Mary, your sadistic e-mail was painful to read though it was beautifully written with great wit and charm even it was full of P words and changing the lyrics from P*** the Magic Dragon to P*** the Magic Birdie was hilarious. And to Bill Brown, no Terry and I do not have the Bird Flu. Thank you very much.

5 comments:

  1. Well your last email, while most enjoyable, was somewhat concerning.I was just commenting to Kathy, upon seeing the latest movie trailer for the new "Nightime on Elm Street" that it was making feel older seeing so many movies that I have grown up now having remakes done. Hell, numerous movies are now in their 3rd remake and all during my lifetime!!
    However, never in my wildest dreams , or nightmares, did I anticipate the "Return of Puff". I know you think this was not the real Puff, because this new Puff was more muscular, etc.......But, HELLO!!!!!!! Didn't you learn anything from the Nightime on Elm Street or Friday the 13th Movies! I think the 3 hour watches are getting to you and are getting too non-chalant in your approach to things. Be very scared!!
    That being said, be safe and make sure you get some more sleep. I know how the 3 hour watch
    schedule affects me and frankly don't know how you can do it for so long. I need my 5 to 6 hours every once in a while.
    In my last email I had stated that Saturdays sail ended in a flooded bilge. Well, a friend told me about a traveling boat repair business called San Francisco Boat Repair. He couldn't remember his full name but did remember that his first name was Harry and that he repaired a lot of heads in addition to other things. So...." Harry the Head" Guy took the lifter muffler out of the boat today and apparently I am now awaiting the diagnosis. It's 31 years old so I don't think things are looking too promising for a quick repair.
    When you get back, and get your land legs back, let's plan a sail soon. Kathy and I will do all
    the work, you can just drink beer and hug Irene. Terry, this goes for you too! Well, except for the beer and/or Irene part. Oh well, you know what I mean.
    Take care,
    Bob & Kathy

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  2. Dear Frank and Terry,
    We are thoroughly enjoying your daily dialogs. It is especially fun to read about the trip from your two different perspectives. You
    should consider compiling a book of your diaries with photos to go along. Would love to see P*** and Buff and the barracuda and the
    recipes and the sunsets, etc. Just don't make it a 'scratch n sniff' book. (Sounds like things got a bit smelly for awhile onboard!). What with the tornadoes in the South and the oil spill in the Gulf I'm glad you are almost to Galveston. Frank - looking forward to seeing
    you in June; Terry - you are welcome ANYTIME, and the Pacific NW is a great place to keep a boat
    love,
    Corinne and the Rickster

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  3. Hope all is well and that you are making good time. I am enjoying your emails.
    We invited Irene over for dinner on Saturday. She is looking forward to your return. By the way, you did not hear this from me but she is dieting and you are supposed to notice these things when you return (or big trouble for you) :) Not too much news from me. I am ordering your winch springs. They will be here for your next trip to the boat. We are preparing for our trip to HM Bay, Santa Cruz and maybe Monterey May 30 - June 4. Just Molly and me - it should be fun. I am going to get a rigger to tune the standing rigging, especially the forestay needs it. That is about all for preparation. Plus filter changes, etc. Since the boat show I have been having a lot of worries about equipment
    costs so I am now a permanent fixture on EBay. Last night I bought one snatch block. Tonight it is a preventer. There is tons of stuff for sale - you just have to get the right price or let it go. I am also selling my Raytheon chart plotter since the replacement LCD one works beautifully. There is a raft to buy, a dingy, an outboard engine, bimini, maybe a watermaker, refrigeration overhaul, HF radio, spare parts, new lifelines, a-sym, etc, etc. It is depressing. That is about it from here. It is supposed to rain Tuesday - Thursday. I will check your boat Saturday if Irene or you are unable. Hello to Terry. I am glad you are helping him.
    Fair winds,
    Bryce

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  4. Frank, it sounds like you and Terry have been on that boat long enough. Even though you are a
    great sailing team and are good friends, I can't imagine living in such close quarters for so long. When you get home I want you to tell me what it's like when you're sailing on the open ocean at night and you realize what a little dot you are and you can't hear anything except the sound of the waves and the wind. It must be such a cosmic experience. How freaky to be in a storm at sea. The only storms I've sailed in have been at Lake Tahoe when the summer storms come in quickly and you have to scramble to get out of the water. Sometimes the waves on the lake get so big you can surf on them. Certainly nothing like what you've described but big for a lake.

    Here's a couple of jokes to share with Terry:
    As a result of a near mutiny the overbearing and arrogant captain was forced to see a psychiatrist by order of the commodore. As soon as the captain became comfortable on the couch, the psychiatrist began the session by asking the captain, "Why don't you start at the beginning?" The captain said, "Okay. In the beginning I created heaven and the earth..."

    A sailor notices a nun leaving his ship shortly after liberty call was announced. Both walk
    towards a nearby bus stop and wait. The sailor can't seem to stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but first there are some conditions: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
    The sailor is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK," the nun says, "Lets walk into that alley so no one will see us." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. Soon they return as the bus approached.
    Seeing the sailor with tears run down his face she asks, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
    "Forgive me but I have sinned. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party."
    All best,
    Geraldine

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  5. Has been SO WONDERFUL to read your stories. just cannot wait for the next installment.

    Phantasms all so fantastical!!! Such a word?
    You must relive this trip for us in tiny detail. Ed says you resurrect so
    much of his nautical past, all the terms, riggings, sea-going terms..too exciting.
    Close quarters, yah know, Mad Captain reigns.
    I have sent emails to you, but to the Chan family email.
    But have been following you eagerly.
    Enjoy, and may the winds guide you back safely..
    Love and Peace, Michele and Ed.

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